The Biscuits Booster Club has its monthly meeting at 7 p.m. Monday in Riverwalk Stadium's home clubhouse.
It promises to be a real snoozer.
Obviously, the club has reached the bottom of the barrel for guest speakers when they ask me. I warned them that I'm a bad public speaker, plus I have a face made for radio and a voice made for newspapers.
Maybe I can remember an anecdote or two. If not, I'll live up to my two mantras ...
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.
The truth is just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
(Disclaimer for those who take things too seriously: That two mantras stuff is a joke.)
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