Here's wishing you and yours a very merry national signing day. Once again, let me hope that your school's stocking is stuffed with five-star recruits, some of whom actually pan out.
Of course, your school's recruits are all future All-Americans? Even if they weren't five-stars because we all know those evaluations are biased against your team. And those five-stars that sign elsewhere? Well, of course, they wouldn't have touched the field at your school, right?