Rocco Baldelli's moustache, "arguably the best" in the minor leagues, according to the Charlotte Stone Crabs, will be the guest of honor Wednesday when the Crabs host Lakeland.
All ticket-buying fans with a naturally grown moustache Wednesday will receive a free team hat and a ticket to Saturday's game against Lakeland. During the game, the Crabs will play a two-minute compilation of the best audio from Tom Selleck's career along with selected tracks from Frank Zappa's collection. They're even inviting Hulk Hogan to throw out a ceremonial first pitch, "so if you see him, please let him know."
(What, no Rollie Fingers?)